BuzzFeed ReWritten, Just Quickly Quiz: Are You Beyoncé? February 3, 2014 Jeremy Allmendinger 7 Comments No. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike Loading... Related
Everytime I see her, I think Super Bowl half-time show… the most dazzling bit of pageantry I can remember…. seriously amazing. Reply
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Everytime I see her, I think Super Bowl half-time show… the most dazzling bit of pageantry I can remember…. seriously amazing.
I’m just jealous of her hair.
I’m jealous of her everything.
She is fabulous.
Hmmm. We have 99.8 percent of the same DNA. So are we a match. Hmm?
Do you share DNA with Beyonce? Okay, that is cool… wait.. biologically speaking… man I’m confused.
Statistically speaking, everyone is Beyoncé.